inle_rah, Hoohaha!

inle_rah. Do not let this one's quietness fool you. This bunny is wicked funny when she whips out the razor sharp sarcasm of DOOM. She also has an enviable head of thick hair that I want to just play with (and looks good when she's headbanging to Buffy), and shares a passion for silly songs and Beavis and Butt-head. And as for cute and sexy, well, all I have to say on the subject is "bobble-dance."

Horrible as it may sound, I cannot hear the dulcet electronic wonders that are DJ Assault's "Ass n Titties" or Happy Hardcore's "The Ultimate Sex Track" or for that matter And One's "Panzermensch" without thinking of inle_rah. She reminds me a little of Trini Alvorado, but just a little. And maybe only in the context of Little Women. And word? "Cornholio" and "Bobble" come to mind...

We love inle_rah!

gossamer_gull, Hoohaha!

gossamer_gull. What can I say other than if John William Waterhouse were alive today he'd be having wet dreams about this ravishing redhead. (She's a natural blonde, but we'll just say her hair is trans-colored. ;) ) She's intensely creative, and creatively disturbed. Not to mention has a positively lethal sense of humor, and I only say that because I swear she tries to rupture my spleen with teh gigglins every time I talk to her.

I must say that I can't listen to "Entering Marion" without thinking of her. She also doesn't remind me of a celebrity so much as one of those lavishly painted nude portraits of women lounging about on divans (must be the cleavage.) And a word? oh, that's a tough one. The funny thing is that the first one that popped into my head was "breasticle..."

kshandra, Hoohaha!

kshandra is the number one person I have not yet met that I want to spend an evening chatting up and cuddling someday! She makes one damn sexy a) pirate b) Magenta c) nude d) example of hot ways to abuse a corset, and god DAMN but the woman has a lot of pretty hair. I wanna sit behind her and brush it for hours.

Her song is "Fat Bottom Girls" by Queen, she reminds me of, well, Magenta, and pretty much any good word beginning with "cu-" works for her. ;) Cuddle. Cuppa.... um, the rest of the ones I'm thinking of are terribly naughty, so I'll just stop there.

sundart, Hoohaha!

sundart is an overflowing font of exuberent cuteness. There is a reason why I call her sunny-d - she's sweet, funny, and packed with all sorts of intrigingly interesting vitamins and minerals. Obviously she's good for me and part of this complete breakfast. And just think, what a breakfast, every day for the forseeable future! (Minds out of the gutter, people.)

Two songs remind me of her: Covenant's "Afterhours" and Pachebel's Canon in D. She does not remind me of anyone famous because her face is distinctively her own. I keep telling her she missed her calling as a stage actress or a silent film star, since she has such dramatic features. Her word? "Bounce."

dionethoughts, Hoohaha!

dionethoughts is one hot mama. Literally and figuratively. She can dance, she's funny, and gives excellent hugs, not to mention seems to have managed to text message me every time I needed a little pick me up. Thanks, hon.

Delerium's "Terra Firma" is the song that reminds me of her, she reminds me of the little girl playing Violet Baudelaire A Series of Unfortunate Events, and her word is "willowy."

Did I mention she is one incredibly hot mama? Yowsa.

And now the real entry

Such weird weather for december. Almost 60 degrees F in Northampton today and raining like fuckall. And windy. You couldn't really begrudge either the wind or the rain really, considering how warm both were. It could really have started raining after the thaw though - skating around a slick driveway this morning wasn't exactly fun.

I managed to get my shopping done for the biofam this afternoon - got everybody stuff from spacecrime and A2Z. Got Penuche's younger kids projectile weaponry - that's sure to drive her nuts, but hey, stomp rockets and cat-a-pults that come with real foam cats? how could I resist? It's not like anyone's going to lose an eye.

Still, I've been really blah and unmotivated this holiday. I've just barely managed to get the big stuff covered, and there's a whole bunch of little things and Christmas cards that I still need to mail out, not like anyone really cares if this shit comes late. right? I dunno - This used to be my favorite time of the year, and there are lots of things I still love about it... I guess I just felt weirdly distanced from the whole thing this year. Hmm, there's a rant up in there I think... but it doesn't wanna come out now. Maybe later.

Oog, I still have to run around and do shit tonight in preparation for tomorrow's hectic departure, Saturday's holiday with the fam and ... yeah. Have I done any of it? hell no. Stupid apathy.

On an up note - I have hit unitard nirvana. Not just unitard nirvana, dancewear nirvana. Explore if you will River's Edge Dancewear, especially the massive selections of Bal-Togs products. They come in so big a range of sizes that both a stick figure and a 600 pound Bengal tiger could be quite comfy doing Twyla Tharp choreography in their stuff. And it's fairly cheap too. And the COLORS! drool. Considering my old black uni bit the dust on Tuesday, this is a timely find indeed. Of course it also begs the question - just what the steamed tomatoes is "Liturgical Dancewear?" People dance in church? WTF?

Right, enough fooling around. Stuff to do. *sigh*