Dear GODDESS. (by way of kshandra)

UglyChristmasLights.com - Dear Jesus. And I thought the ones in the Valley were bad.

And just for the several people on my flist getting hitched, the long lost cousin of the first site: UglyDress.com. The brides responsible for these dresses need a bitch slapping like nobody's business. *shudder*

This bites.

Next year, if by some freak accident of apathy and the inability to get my shit together I still am not in possession of car or license, I'm staying the fuck here. Screw this shit.

*wibble*

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

that is all.