Voldemort is Dumbledore and Sulu is gay.

from this thread in metaquotes:

1. Everyone is afraid of Voldemort.

2. Voldemort is only afraid of Dumbledore.

therefore, Dumbledore is Voldemort.

Since everyone is afraid of Voldemort, then Voldemort is afraid of Voldemort. So Voldemort is afraid of Voldemort, but also is afraid of no one but Dumbledore. Therefore Dumbledore must be Voldemort.

ow.

in other news, George Takei rhymes with GAY!!!. That man doesn't look like anybody's almost 70! The gay, they like Star Trek apparently...

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apparently now is the time to let my mind wander down roads it usually has no business being on.