Voldemort is Dumbledore and Sulu is gay.

[kjpepper]

from this thread in metaquotes:

1. Everyone is afraid of Voldemort.

2. Voldemort is only afraid of Dumbledore.

therefore, Dumbledore is Voldemort.

Since everyone is afraid of Voldemort, then Voldemort is afraid of Voldemort. So Voldemort is afraid of Voldemort, but also is afraid of no one but Dumbledore. Therefore Dumbledore must be Voldemort.

ow.

in other news, George Takei rhymes with GAY!!!. That man doesn't look like anybody's almost 70! The gay, they like Star Trek apparently...

Comments

[kshandra]

Wow...I was going to leave a comment, and it got all kinds of rambly; it's turning into a separate journal entry now.

But anyway - the photo CNN used looks like it's a couple of years old, but the Frontiers interview has a current picture, and he still doesn't look his age.

[austingoddess.livejournal.com]

That's so fabulous! And yeah, he looks amazing, especially for 68.