Junk Mail (what number are we on?) - homilies from a schizophrenic astrologer

"A dream will always be just a dream if you don't have a plan of action to turn it into a goal and then to make that goal a reality. Not only does this reduce paper consumption, but information is usually easier to find when digitally stored- instead of searching through paper files. But the nature of work changed from being predominantly individual to predominantly collaborative. Connected CommunitiesAnother important component of the 21S program is the concept of 'connected communities. You will continue to spend every penny you earn if you don't plan for where you want that money to go."

I swear, someone should assemble the bits of wisdom from the text of junk mail these days and make a furtune cookie generator.

BTW - the subject of this particular email: Jockstrap erotic.

Musical moment

You know, it doesn't matter what mood I'm in, this song always makes me smile, and has since I was like, six.


U don't have 2 be beautiful
2 turn me on
I just need your body baby
From dusk till dawn
U don't need experience
2 turn me out
U just leave it all up 2 me
I'm gonna show u what it's all about

U don't have 2 be rich
2 be my girl
U don't have 2 be cool
2 rule my world
Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with
I just want your extra time and your

Kiss

U got to not talk dirty, baby
If u wanna impress me
U can't be 2 flirty, mama
I know how 2 undress me (Yeah)
I want 2 be your fantasy
Maybe u could be mine
U just leave it all up to me
We could have a good time

U don't have 2 be rich
2 be my girl
U don't have 2 be cool
2 rule my world
Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with
I just want your extra time and your

Kiss

Yes
I think I wanna dance
Gotta, Gotta
Little girl Wendy's parade
Gotta, gotta, gotta

Women not girls rule my world
I said they rule my world
Act your age, mama (Not your shoe size)
Not your shoe size
Maybe we could do the twirl
U don't have 2 watch Dynasty
2 have an attitude
U just leave it all up 2 me
My love will be your food
Yeah

U don't have 2 be rich
2 be my girl
U don't have 2 be cool
2 rule my world
Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with
I just want your extra time and your

Kiss

--Prince (who apparently invented l33tsp34k, considering he was writing lyrics like this since the 70s)

Inappropriate wedding music

sundart should learn to give slightly more clues when asking me to guess something. This afternoon after running into me on the bus home, she was telling me about how she and anzovin decided on some music to use for their ceremony. "Lets see if you can guess what it is. It's from a movie and it's instrumental."

Of course, having no earthly clue, I guessed all sorts of silly stuff.

1) Clubbed to Death (from the Matrix)
2) The Imperial March (have the bride in a stormtrooper outfit! Hey, it's white.)
3) Jaws (bonus if bride wears grey and smiles. A lot.)
4) The Terminator ("Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" "Affirmative.")

At that point, between giggles sunny told me what it actually was. Nope, can't tell you.