*ded from Junk Mail*

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Is it just me or does MegaDik sound like some sort of gay superhero?



Other hilarity that has landed in my inbox lately:

Join to society of real Men and realize all you wanted - I think the Knights of Columbus are recruiting.

WonderCum - is a sperm enhancement pills - Does it comes in a white bottle with red white and yellow polka dots, and enriched with all the essential vitamins and minerals?

Why not to make your think bigger? - The Apple campaign, translated into Engrish.

Cezanne and geographer - Um, I could swear The Geographer was painted by Vermeer, not Cezanne. Completely different era/style.

We'll teach you everything you know - Wouldn't this process actually be called "reviewing," not "teaching?"

WTF people.

You know, when the apocalypse does happen and people really ARE changing into flesh and/or brain eating zombies, more people will die because of you folk. Precious time will be wasted because people will read your terrified entries and think "oh, it must be blog like it's the end of the world day again" and skip them, not realizing that this time, it's real. Think of the ones that will perish due to the fact that you joined in this irresponsible exercise in crying wolf.

I hope you can handle the guilt, you blogsheep. And I hope the zombies really do eat you.

Now go to http://www.jonathancoulton.com/songdetails/Re%20Your%20Brains and buy the song. You will right the wrongs of your posts by giving Jonathan Coulton money.