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Ugh. 3 cups of diner coffee was way too much. I kinda want to swipe that lilo and stich icon I think drklord1922 has that says "NO MORE CAFFIENE FOR YOU" on it. Edward Scissorhands is a lovely movie to see on the big screen, but not when you think you're going to have a heart attack every five seconds through the second half.

in other news, Terrifying Bad Nativities.

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I think Tabitha (sundart's cat, for those of you unfamiliar with our household's avatars of Bast) is a drug addict. Not only does she love and hit the bag of 'nip at every opportunity, I have finally realized that the reason why she likes to hang out with me when I'm bleaching the bathroom is cause she's huffing the fumes. I shit you not, she then comes out of the bathroom and then does the whole glazed eyed rolling around on the floor and generally acting like an idiot thing that she does after a particularly long hard session with the 'nip bag.

That's just disturbing. Totally shutting the door next time I clean.

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It's very tempting to resort to hyperbole when referring to the sheer amount of pain I've inflicted upon myself in the last hour and a half... I won't be so arrogant to say that attempting to shove a gold stud followed by a captive bead ring through a piercing that's all but closed is the most painful thing you can ever inflict on yourself, but it is pretty high up there in the echelon of combing out seriously snarled up black hair with a thin tooth comb and no oil/water. But yeah, I just did that five and a half times... the half because the second hole in the left ear will not go through no matter how patiently I work at it. I had to give up because between the abuse and the other earrings, my ears have puffed up to the point of futility. I'll try again tomorrow when the swelling goes down, and if that doesn't work enlist a little help from the professionals down at Lucky's. In the meantime, hot water saturated in salt makes it better. Kinda. Ow.

um... I'd like to close that...

The fuzzy orange blob would be a Valentino asleep in my T-shirts.





u kan haz close up.