unabashed attention whoring

on blackfolk, when someone post something Dumb (the capitalization is purposeful), the post is generally declared to be what is known as a Free Post. Basically instead of degenerating into flamewar and internet wank, it instead becomes an excuse to trot out the most ridiculous/offensive/funny pictures/macros/yout00bz in your arsonal (until about last year this consisted almost exclusively of photochopped images of the Hoff).

Right now, quite honestly, and in no particular order, I'm irritated with my life, sad, attention-starved, tired, pmssy and just generally approaching critical spoon error. Some of it for good reason, some for no reason at all. So I'm going to circumvent the impending mope-fest by declaring this post to be a Free Post. Entertain me, post a joke, a macro, a story, an insult, a silly link, pictures of your cleavage looking cute, what have you. Also if you have my number, text message me, ya'll know I love that shit.

Lets see what y'all got.

ETA: fuckcocks, when did half my userpics expire?? Well, one more thing to be highly annoyed with, I suppose. Grrr.

ETA2: To the anonymous person who is responsible for the above strikethrough: THANK YOU!!

for morlock

and anyone else that likes Arbuckle and other surreal (but nonetheless better than the original) reimaginings of Garfield:

http://garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com - Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield comic strips, the result is an even better comic about schizophrenia, bipolor disorder, and the empty desperation of modern life?

Friends, meet Jon Arbuckle. Let’s laugh and learn with him on a journey deep into the tortured mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loenliness and methamphetamine addiction in a quiet American suburb.

(or garfieldminus, if you're lazy.)