unabashed attention whoring

[kjpepper]

on blackfolk, when someone post something Dumb (the capitalization is purposeful), the post is generally declared to be what is known as a Free Post. Basically instead of degenerating into flamewar and internet wank, it instead becomes an excuse to trot out the most ridiculous/offensive/funny pictures/macros/yout00bz in your arsonal (until about last year this consisted almost exclusively of photochopped images of the Hoff).

Right now, quite honestly, and in no particular order, I'm irritated with my life, sad, attention-starved, tired, pmssy and just generally approaching critical spoon error. Some of it for good reason, some for no reason at all. So I'm going to circumvent the impending mope-fest by declaring this post to be a Free Post. Entertain me, post a joke, a macro, a story, an insult, a silly link, pictures of your cleavage looking cute, what have you. Also if you have my number, text message me, ya'll know I love that shit.

Lets see what y'all got.

ETA: fuckcocks, when did half my userpics expire?? Well, one more thing to be highly annoyed with, I suppose. Grrr.

ETA2: To the anonymous person who is responsible for the above strikethrough: THANK YOU!!

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[sydneycat.livejournal.com]

From Here: http://www.wulffmorgenthaler.com/

[sydneycat.livejournal.com]

Hindi Thriller (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbvP7dT3Dx0&feature=related)

Barack Obama Hindi Style (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA-451XMsuY)

Jonathan Coulter Plays Still Alive on Rock Band (http://www.vimeo.com/722062/)

[kshandra]

(from this post, which is about the awesomest thing that ever awesomed.)

[cell23.livejournal.com]

an oldie but goodie appropriate for the intent:

[cell23.livejournal.com]

alternatively, just go to encyclopediadramatica and take your pick

[bellarisa.livejournal.com]

Carrot Top:


Me and a random Groucho:

Samuel L:

And my current favorite 1st grade joke:

Why do hippos wear sneakers?

SO THEY CAN STOMP OUT THE BURNING DUCKS.

[athene.livejournal.com]

My sister as Princess Leia with two New Orleans cops (they were the ones who wanted to take the picture with her)

something of a Lovecraft fan, so I find these hysterical:

[triplemare.livejournal.com]

http://pics.livejournal.com/triplemare/pic/000961rr

http://pics.livejournal.com/triplemare/pic/0009783s

[labmouse.livejournal.com]

http://barackobamaisyournewbicycle.com/

also?

[triplemare.livejournal.com]

This is too funny not to share:

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080225/NEWS/802250317/1001/NEWS

[peacockdress.livejournal.com]

Brace yourself for the following assault...

[kjpepper.livejournal.com]

holy mother of... that poor mama cat!

[masteradept.livejournal.com]

[kjpepper.livejournal.com]

O_o was there supposed to be a vid here?

[austingoddess.livejournal.com]

If you haven't had your hot American dickings already: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jBa7iBonTk&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=het6hg2IlFw - just-posted link to Jimmy Kimmel's reply to Sarah Silverman's "I'm Fucking Matt Damon" video/birthday present. Spot the stars!

[kjpepper.livejournal.com]

O_o yeah I agree with that last guy, that was the most fucked up shit I've ever seen in my life.

[badrahessa.livejournal.com]

I read her daily , she cracks me up ... go back a few days and read about her cat.

*edit *

Guess I should include the link , no?

http://thebloggess.com/

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

This is my current favorite thing, which I posted in my own blog but which always bears reposting:



And an old story from the inestimable Ursula Vernon in her now tragically defunct gearworld blog, comes: The Tale Of The Door Of Doors.

[retsuko.livejournal.com]

Hopefully, you're feeling somewhat better by the time I post this, but here is my favorite joke, circa 1985:

What's yellow, with fins?

Shark custard. :D

[grinninfoole.livejournal.com]

My love for Tilda Swinton has only increased due to her stunned look when she won the Oscar, plus her batshit insane acceptance speech. And she mocked George Clooney to his face on international live television.

[kjpepper.livejournal.com]

Tilda Swinton makes me so happy. Especially since the british tabloids keep reporting on how she keeps getting spotted shopping downtown with her "boy toy" while her husband stays home with the babies. It's like okay, she's poly, deal!

[stopsnitchin.livejournal.com]

PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!

[stopsnitchin.livejournal.com]

Oh, and me as a schoolgirl...



...and boot camp (I'm the one holding the guidon)



HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH!!!!!!

[kjpepper.livejournal.com]

wow. I'm seriously impressed with the longevity of this particular username. :)

And it's funny that my first thought upon seeing your bitsy picture was "wow, I so had bigger balls than you." Except that wasn't quite true, I think by age six/seven my mother had switched from balls to ribbons.

[grinninfoole.livejournal.com]

Lost fun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YQj6oRxfD8

[kjpepper.livejournal.com]

BWAHA. HAHA

thanks, that was hilarious.