unabashed attention whoring

[kjpepper]

on blackfolk, when someone post something Dumb (the capitalization is purposeful), the post is generally declared to be what is known as a Free Post. Basically instead of degenerating into flamewar and internet wank, it instead becomes an excuse to trot out the most ridiculous/offensive/funny pictures/macros/yout00bz in your arsonal (until about last year this consisted almost exclusively of photochopped images of the Hoff).

Right now, quite honestly, and in no particular order, I'm irritated with my life, sad, attention-starved, tired, pmssy and just generally approaching critical spoon error. Some of it for good reason, some for no reason at all. So I'm going to circumvent the impending mope-fest by declaring this post to be a Free Post. Entertain me, post a joke, a macro, a story, an insult, a silly link, pictures of your cleavage looking cute, what have you. Also if you have my number, text message me, ya'll know I love that shit.

Lets see what y'all got.

ETA: fuckcocks, when did half my userpics expire?? Well, one more thing to be highly annoyed with, I suppose. Grrr.

ETA2: To the anonymous person who is responsible for the above strikethrough: THANK YOU!!

Comments

[stopsnitchin.livejournal.com]

Oh, and me as a schoolgirl...



...and boot camp (I'm the one holding the guidon)



HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH!!!!!!

[kjpepper.livejournal.com]

wow. I'm seriously impressed with the longevity of this particular username. :)

And it's funny that my first thought upon seeing your bitsy picture was "wow, I so had bigger balls than you." Except that wasn't quite true, I think by age six/seven my mother had switched from balls to ribbons.