the return of FAT.

So Chiquitita's assignment for this week is to try to turn my line of thinking around, because by default I'm pretty negative. As I was combing through a few entries from this time last year I rediscovered that I tried to do this then, to list Five Awesome Things about today or the day before. So in an effort to do my homework, and to not get pulled into my usual pits of negativity, I'm going to resurrect that.

So. Five Awesome Things about yesterday.

1. Getting prints made of a picture I took of a client and her partner and having them come out AWESOME. Also going to Iris Photo is always a treat.
   
   
2. Getting to add a cute little summer dress to my wish list for a) when I have money b) when I'm a wee bit smaller.
   
   
3. Going to the gym with morlock. I don't know, even if you're not doing the same things, it's always nice to have company. Also discovering that while the rowing machine is not for wussies, I am not as wussy as I initially thought.
   
   
4. Annie's shells and white cheddar, with a can of tuna dumped in. So disgustingly artery cloggingly delicious. Also: steak.
   
   
5. Thursday night TNA Impact with sydneycat and the Japanfan. Damn him, now all I want to do is set my creamer on fire just to see if he's right.

And today is Friday. Work, gym, weekend, and hopefully the getting things done. Hopefully. We'll see.

And speaking of wussies

The word "wussies" ALWAYS reminds me of this clip from Frasier:

Larry and Balki had the Dance of Joy, the Crane Boys had this.

Yeah... this about sums up my current headnoise.

Animation is NSFW (lots of nudity and a giant talking ass).

[Lawyer]
Good morning, Worm, Your Honour!
The crown will plainly show
The prisoner who now stands before you
Was caught red handed showing feelings!
Showing feelings of an almost... human nature.
This will not do!
CALL THE SCHOOLMASTER.

[Schoolmaster]
I always said he'd come to no good
In the end, Your Honour!
If they'd let me have my way I could
Have flayed him into shape!
But my hands were tied -
The bleeding hearts and artists
Let him get away with murder!
Let me hammer him today.

[Pink]
Crazy... Toys in the attic I am crazy...
Truly gone fishing...
They must have taken my marbles away...

[Jury]
Crazy... Toys in the attic he is crazy...

[Pink's wife]
You little shit, you're in it now!
I hope they throw away the key
You should have talked to me more often than you did
But no! You had to go your own way!
Have you broken any homes up lately?
Just five minutes, Worm, Your Honour
Him and me alone...

[Pink's mother]
Baaaaaaaaaaabe
Come to mother, baby, let me hold you in my arms!
M'Lord, I never wanted him to get in any trouble
Why'd he ever have to leave me?
Worm, Your Honour, let me take him home...

[Pink]
Crazy... Over the rainbow I am crazy...
Bars in the window...
There must have been a door there in the wall
When I came in...

[Jury]
Crazy... over the rainbow he is crazy...

[Judge]
The evidence before the court is
Incontrovertible
There's no need for the jury to retire!
In all my years of judging
I have never heard before
of someone more deserving
Of the full penalty of law.
The way you made them suffer
Your exquisite wife and mother
Fills me with the urge to defecate!

[Jurer]
(Hey judge, shit on him!)

[Judge]
Since, my friend, you have revealed your deepest fear
I sentence you to be exposed before your peers!
TEAR DOWN THE WALL!

[Everyone]
TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL!
TEAR DOWN THE WALL! TEAR DOWN THE WALL!