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I was just bitching yesterday to the Amoeba at large that some toymaker missed the boat on making interactive EVE and WALL-E toys that I would then NEED TO HAVE.

No they didn't.

Oh man, want me an EVE so bad.


Also. It seems that little gnomes with cameras have been driving around Northampton and placing us on Google Street view. Seriously there's a fancy 360 camera mounted on top of a Google car that takes the pictures and with Google magic makes it into a browsable 3D map. So cool. I wanna have it be my job just to tool around places in that car.

bellarisa reminded me...

These two clips always kinda make me nostalgic for French class.

A caffiene inspired thought:

Every moment is an opportunity.

Use it.

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Okay, this whole feet swelling thing is getting ridiculous. There is no earthly reason why my feet should have puffed up nearly twice their diameter this morning. The Hell.

Meanwhile:

[ANDEE checks weather.com and clicks the interactive radar map. A map of western and central Massachusetts appears, in standard pretty radar map shades of dark greens and browns.]

ANDEE: huh. Looks clear. I thought they said we were gonna have the gigantor of all holy crap rain/hail storms up in here later. Huh. Weathermen. They lie. [pause] hmm. there's a bright green splootch in the corner of the map there...

GIGANTOR OF ALL RAIN/HAIL HOLY CRAP STORMS: dun dun

ANDEE: [zooms out a little. Now bits of eastern New York State are visible along with more splootches] Aw, come on, those are tiny. We're not going to get anything from those.

GIGANTOR OF ALL RAIN/HAIL HOLY CRAP STORMS: dun dun dun dun

ANDEE: [Zooms out until all of New York state is visible, revealing that the entire northwest half of the state is covered in a HUGE spleedlysplootch containing varying angry shades of bright green, yellow and red]

GIGANTOR OF ALL RAIN/HAIL HOLY CRAP STORMS: DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! dooodlydundooRAAAAARGH!

ANDEE: OH GOD OH GOD WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE GET WET SOMETHING!

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show ($baby) {

  do ($this) {
   if (move($this)) continue; //you're doing fine
  }

  $it = NULL;

  if (!$it) {
    move($this);
    move($this);
    for ($me) shake($body); 
  }
}

On a wall in Noho.

Walking through Northampton I spotted this on a wall.





In other news, the camera on this new phone ain't bad.

ARGH! fuck you linksys

to whom it may concern: the router in Camp Amoeba seems to be tired and shagged out after a long squawk. Pining for the fjords as it were. I'm currently hijacking the neighbor's wireless to post this so y'all don't think we've been raptured or something. Or you know. Eaten by a grill.

Ya'll will know when we're back.

Tweets for Today

Andee...

• 07:33 is sore and cursing all elliptical machines ever.
• 14:38 baby lemme show you how to do this, you gotta move this, you're doin' fine...

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