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kjpepperwet,wet, and wetter - correct me if I'm wrong but isn't the order of superlatives "wet, wetter, wettest?" or are these people "dumb, dumb and more dumb?"
ammo politeness - I wonder what sort of rule of engagement this is...
oracles glanced equations - and found them nonsensical to the level that only Einstein hyped up on lots of crack could understand them.
sunburnt dissect - you don't want to dissect a sunburn. Ow.
97 cents ends computer head-aches - screw 97 cents. Throw the damn thing out the window for free!
shockingTeens 0nTheFarm - I don't think there's much about a farm that's shocking to teens. Not much shocks them. You might give a few football players complexes about their endowments if they happen by while the horses are mating...
wow look at the savings sneer - Don't you love it when your junk mail has a healthy sense of sarcasm?
enhanceTheLength AndWidth of your Trouser Trout - I ought to seriously collect every dumb term for penis I've run across in my junk mail. Trouser Trout? Well it's alliterative, at any rate.
The other hole - The alternative adventures of Alice.
woman kneedscaulk - Because drafty windows are fetish objects, ya know.
ammo politeness - I wonder what sort of rule of engagement this is...
oracles glanced equations - and found them nonsensical to the level that only Einstein hyped up on lots of crack could understand them.
sunburnt dissect - you don't want to dissect a sunburn. Ow.
97 cents ends computer head-aches - screw 97 cents. Throw the damn thing out the window for free!
shockingTeens 0nTheFarm - I don't think there's much about a farm that's shocking to teens. Not much shocks them. You might give a few football players complexes about their endowments if they happen by while the horses are mating...
wow look at the savings sneer - Don't you love it when your junk mail has a healthy sense of sarcasm?
enhanceTheLength AndWidth of your Trouser Trout - I ought to seriously collect every dumb term for penis I've run across in my junk mail. Trouser Trout? Well it's alliterative, at any rate.
The other hole - The alternative adventures of Alice.
woman kneedscaulk - Because drafty windows are fetish objects, ya know.
