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wet,wet, and wetter - correct me if I'm wrong but isn't the order of superlatives "wet, wetter, wettest?" or are these people "dumb, dumb and more dumb?"

ammo politeness - I wonder what sort of rule of engagement this is...

oracles glanced equations - and found them nonsensical to the level that only Einstein hyped up on lots of crack could understand them.

sunburnt dissect - you don't want to dissect a sunburn. Ow.

97 cents ends computer head-aches - screw 97 cents. Throw the damn thing out the window for free!

shockingTeens  0nTheFarm - I don't think there's much about a farm that's shocking to teens. Not much shocks them. You might give a few football players complexes about their endowments if they happen by while the horses are mating...

wow look at the savings sneer - Don't you love it when your junk mail has a healthy sense of sarcasm?

enhanceTheLength  AndWidth of your Trouser Trout - I ought to seriously collect every dumb term for penis I've run across in my junk mail. Trouser Trout? Well it's alliterative, at any rate.

The other hole - The alternative adventures of Alice.

woman  kneedscaulk - Because drafty windows are fetish objects, ya know.

Date: 2004-03-09 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peacockdress.livejournal.com
I have to ask at this point - what is your favourite contradiction in terms? Sheangel and I have been looking for a new apartment and I never get tired of seeing the words:

Re: LUXURY ONE BEDROOM APARTMENT

Date: 2004-03-09 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kjpepper.livejournal.com
*snicker* Right up there with "Spacious Efficiency"

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