more good/bad about today.
May. 7th, 2004 03:37 pmThe good: hovering just on the cusp of 80 degrees, perfectly cloudless, with a cool breeze. The sort of day that almost demands iced tea and mint juleps, and the sunshine is benevolently reflected from the open faces of a few dozen different types of flowers.
The bad: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! The pollen! IT BURNS!
Can't trees find a less misery inducing way of reproducing than ejaculating large yellow clouds o' sperm into the the air and thus directly into my eyes??? I mean, come on, even human sperm stings when you get it in your eyes. Sheesh.
*loratadine*
The bad: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! The pollen! IT BURNS!
Can't trees find a less misery inducing way of reproducing than ejaculating large yellow clouds o' sperm into the the air and thus directly into my eyes??? I mean, come on, even human sperm stings when you get it in your eyes. Sheesh.
*loratadine*