Cleaning...

[kjpepper]

Reason why I love my girl: A series of strange objects found during room cleaning.

• Three million coupons, both current and expired, for everything from organic cookies to dish soap, to experimental pasta sauce that disappeared from the market long before the coupon expiration date.
  
• Seeds from three years ago.
  
• sketchbooks full of unicorns, cats, cat-people, unicorn-cats, wizards, witches, wizard-cats...
  
• random bits of twisted rusty metal that are going to give an unsuspecting nigger TETANUS.
  
• canadian dimes everywhere
  
• The little "Enjoy!" note from last October that was once attached to a bottle of water and a folded towel that she once left on the bed for me just in case she didn't see me before I locked myself in our room with timarok.
  
• A box of every single letter I've sent her (and every single one she's sent me), in chronological order.
  
• Loose, random stickers, some of which are coming off their backing.
  
• An empty can that once contained sparkling water that she only keeps around because it came from birkwelch-land.
  
• A ridiuculous number of small notebooks filled cover to cover with writing, phone numbers, quotes, etc. written in that disgustingly neat handwriting I know so well.

*sigh* *affectionate shake of the head*