kjpepper | Cleaning...

Reason why I love my girl: A series of strange objects found during room cleaning.

Three million coupons, both current and expired, for everything from organic cookies to dish soap, to experimental pasta sauce that disappeared from the market long before the coupon expiration date.
Seeds from three years ago.
sketchbooks full of unicorns, cats, cat-people, unicorn-cats, wizards, witches, wizard-cats...
random bits of twisted rusty metal that are going to give an unsuspecting nigger TETANUS.
canadian dimes everywhere
The little "Enjoy!" note from last October that was once attached to a bottle of water and a folded towel that she once left on the bed for me just in case she didn't see me before I locked myself in our room with timarok.
A box of every single letter I've sent her (and every single one she's sent me), in chronological order.
Loose, random stickers, some of which are coming off their backing.
An empty can that once contained sparkling water that she only keeps around because it came from birkwelch-land.
A ridiuculous number of small notebooks filled cover to cover with writing, phone numbers, quotes, etc. written in that disgustingly neat handwriting I know so well.

*sigh* *affectionate shake of the head*