random thought for the day

[kjpepper]

I need a houseboy. preferably one who gives good massages, doesn't mind cleaning the bathroom. but mostly right now I could use one that is a former manicurist. Then I'd never have to paint my left hand nails with my right hand ever again.

*glares at nails and sighs* Oh well.

Oh, and his name has to be Sven. Don't ask why. I've just had things for fantasy men named Sven since I was 12. Disturbingly enough, all the Svens all like to parade around in tight little bike shorts...