random thought for the day

[kjpepper]

I need a houseboy. preferably one who gives good massages, doesn't mind cleaning the bathroom. but mostly right now I could use one that is a former manicurist. Then I'd never have to paint my left hand nails with my right hand ever again.

*glares at nails and sighs* Oh well.

Oh, and his name has to be Sven. Don't ask why. I've just had things for fantasy men named Sven since I was 12. Disturbingly enough, all the Svens all like to parade around in tight little bike shorts...

Comments

[reme.livejournal.com]

my friend stillking is named sven. but i don't think he's quite what you're looking for.

[peacockdress.livejournal.com]

The bloke who manages the England soccer team is pretty organized, and his name is Sven. But he looks like Mr Burns with glasses. Does this matter?

PS. He's not been spotted in public in tight little bike shorts yet. Believe me, if he had, the Brit tabloids would know.

[kjpepper.livejournal.com]

wow, he does look like Mr. Burns with glasses.

4th time's the charm, eh, sapph? ;)

[peacockdress.livejournal.com]

4th time?

[kjpepper.livejournal.com]

yah, I got four different copies of this comment emailed to me.

[peacockdress.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah... the link wouldn't work so I kept deleting the comment and changing it. I'm always doing that and forgetting that each one gets emailed anyway. Sorry!