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- Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."

Ahh, the wisdom dispensed by bash.org.

The Ultimate Death Survey
(note, most of these answers are at least 40% facetious)

What do you think happens after you die?
hopefully I'll come back as a lesbian's cat (

somechicksings and

beatgoddess' version of heaven)

Do you believe in heaven?
not in terms of angels clouds and harps

Do you believe in hell?
only facetiously. I had a friend long ago that firmly believed that this was it, and I think he might be closer to the truth than anyone out there.

Do you think you will be judged after you die?
Well, not really. I think it's more life is like a class your spirit is taking, and you'll get an excruciatingly detailed report card at the end, with a list of where you succeeded and where you very badly fucked up.

How many people would attend your funeral?
jeez, I dunno. Hopefully no one would have the gall to put on one of those circuses.

Would you rather that people cry or laugh at your funeral?
laugh, damn it! I'm one funny bitch, remember that!

What's better? A shot in the head or downing pills?
um... both rather give me a squick.

What should be written on your tombstone?
This question would be more fun if it was "what do you want on your tombstone?" Remember those commercials? Then I could say "cheese tricolor tortellini, bacon, chicken, and broccoli."

Would you rather die childless or divorced?
people give a rat's ass?

Do you want to die in the morning, afternoon, or night?
night, I think. It would be fitting, like going to sleep after a long long day.

If you had a million dollars to leave, who would you leave it to?
probably

sundart, tell her to parcel out amongst people I care about as she saw fit. She's pretty fair, and won't keep all of it for herself.

What kind of flowers do you want at your funeral?
I don't wan't a funeral! Or flowers! If you must do something, throw a rave, play all my favorite techno/trance/synthpop/industrial, and stamp flowers on the E pills.

On your deathbed, which moment will you most remember?
something fabulous and exciting that I haven't done yet.

Have you ever watched someone die?
someone? no.

What's the most gruesome death you can imagine?
drowning scares me.

How often do you think about death?
"I was sitting in the U-bend thinking about death, when someone decided to throw a book through the top of my head..." candy to whoever can identify that quote who doesn't actually live in the associated fandom. (sorry,

_kyri and

rhipowered)

Is fear of dying your number one fear?
no.

Do you believe in reincarnation?
yes.

Have you ever wished someone you loved were dead?
just about every day for most of 11th grade. Got over it.

Do you consider life short or long?
short. It's really flying by.

Do you think you have a soul?
yes.

Assisted suicide for a terminally ill person is:
up to them.

If you were cremated, where would you like your ashes?
grokked and cherished. ;)

Would you choose to be immortal, if you could be?
Immortal? probably not. But I probably wouldn't mind living for maybe two or three centuries, see where the world ends up by then.

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