Blowing off steam (brought to you by Big 'n' Rich)

[kjpepper]

Well, as if the hair and being oh, the ONLY black person on the block weren't reason enough for the neighbors to glance up curiously as I pass by, I'm sure the spectacle of me pealing down Washington Avenue on my bike, green purple and blue braids streaming behind me, belting out "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" at the top of my lungs didn't help any. Well, I mean fuck, I'm like wicked happy right now for multitudinous reasons and that song makes me smile a lot, so they can bite me.

"Well, I'm a thoroughbred.,"
That's what she said
In the back of my truck bed,
As I was gettin'... buzzed on suds, out on some back country road.
We where flyin' high, fine as wine,
Having ourselves a Big and Rich time
And I was going just about as far as she'd let me go.
But her evaluation of my cowboy reputation
Had me begging for salvation all night long.
So I took her out, gigging frogs,
Introduced her to my old bird dog
And sang her every Willie Nelson song I could think of.
AND WE MADE LOVE!

And I saddle up my horse and I ride into the city.
I make a lot of noise 'cause the girls, they are so pretty.
Ridin' up and down Broadway on my old stud, Leroy.
And the girls say: "SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A COWBOY!"
Everybody says: "SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A COWBOY!"
What? What? "SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A COWBOY!"
Everybody says: "SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A COWBOY!"

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

Comments

[kshandra]

That song so totally rocks. And it was the last thing I was able to pick up on broadcast radio on my way into Burning Man - which just f'n WORKED, somehow.

WWPD?

[gossamer-gull.livejournal.com]

1) How exactly does one gig a frog?
2) Does the frog gang aft agley?
3) What would PETA do?

[dualistic.livejournal.com]

I'm all for singing weird songs in public, but I don't often have the courage to, so go you! ;D

also, while I'd heard of the phrase, I didn't know it came from a song.
nifty song! (now with 150% more nift)