OKCupid hilarity

[kjpepper]

I don't check my OKCupid account so rabidly anymore, but occasionally I check in, answer questions and tweak things. And I usually find something that makes me laugh my ass off.

So OKCupid has this program called the Stranger Arranger where they look at a couple of people's stats and go TaDa! This is your soul mate! (snark.) They do like 25 people per week or something. Anyway, they were like Here, kleopepper, we've found your soul mate! It's (username I'd never heard of). So I'm like ok, I'll bite who is this person?

It's xauenmurph.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha *kiss to you, soul mate, hunny.* ;)

In other news, now two of my laptop keys are sticky. The J key's been giving me problems for weeks now, and just recently the R's sticking too. Feh. I try to check for typos unless I'm really crashed out, but if you notice a few words here and there with js or rs dropped, that's why.

Comments

[kshandra]

You're un-woo-able! I'm crushed....

[kjpepper.livejournal.com]

ha!

what's your id, pumpkin? I'll put you on my list of friends.

[kshandra]

You should have a request waiting from me already.

And dig this:

Question #17218 by rottingcorpse

Could you date a giant carnivorous reptile?

_ Yes
_ No
_ I'm Not Sure

I'm dyin', here.

[kjpepper.livejournal.com]

dot dot dot

*snrrrk*

Nice segue, sweetie. (Am I the only one who finds this dodgy?)

[gossamer-gull.livejournal.com]

*kiss to you, soul mate, hunny.* ;)

In other news, now two of my laptop keys are sticky.

Re: Nice segue, sweetie. (Am I the only one who finds this dodgy?)

[kjpepper.livejournal.com]

LOL oops. I totally didn't mean it like that, honest. No really! Stop running! Come back! Aaaaaagh!

My two cents:

[jaicat.livejournal.com]

One cent: OKCupid isn't pairing you with a soul mate. They've just picked someone you might be interested in talking to, based on reasons they're not revealing. You can be paired with someone new every week.

Second cent: I read sticky keys in a dirty way, too.