I don't need a helmet, I've got jeeeeeeeesus.

[kjpepper]

So, there's this Flash movie on albinoblacksheep.com called Seeing Jesus Christ...

Naturally after seeing that several times, you start making up your own instances of seeing Jesus. Case in point: The following instances have been sent from or have shown up on my cell phone over the past couple of days:

When you open up the freeeeeez-uh, lookin' for some aaaaaaahce cream, who you see? Jeeeezus.

And when I open up the FREEEZA who IN THERE??
JEEEEEECICLES.

When you get in the shooooowah, and you turn on the waaaaaaaaatuh, who come out? Jeeeezus.

When you drivin' to McDooooonalds, who takes your order?
Jesus?
NO! But whe you drive up, he give you your freeeeeench fries!

You pick up your cellphone, and who sent you a message? Jeeeezus.

I'm fishing for a few more. Cookies for anyone that comes up with one that makes me snark aloud.

Comments

[austingoddess.livejournal.com]

LMAO...glad to see I wasn't the only one who found the toaster bit hilarious.

[beatgoddess.livejournal.com]

You pick up a dildo and who do you see? Jeeeezus.