kjpepper | fridayfiver

1. Do you use profanity?
Fuck yeah. Plus ever see that flash thing about how the word "fuck" is one of the most versatile in the English language? I think you can find it at www.ebaumsworld.com.

2. What are your favorite words of frustration?
I've picked up beatgoddess' charming little system of prefixing any noun with "ass-" and it making a wonderful thing to yell at people. It's how we get wonderful words like "assratchet," "asshead," "asshammer."

3. Did your parents ever swear in front of you?
I've never heard my Dad swear ever, but my mom... wow, sometimes you'd think she grew up on a navy dock, the things she's hurl at you if you cut her off without signalling.

4. Do you think that films should be rated based on the language they use?
Nah. Language is just words, and sex is a gorgeous part of life that should be celebrated, not censored. Violence... that's a rant for later.

5. If you could curse our someone right now, who would it be?
The gods. I want my cell back.