kjpepper | (no subject)

He’s back and he has a new trick
Magical Trevor is 10 times as slick
As the last time, the last time we saw him
Now you can see why we really adore him
You might think his new trick is sick
Sawing a pigeon in half with a stick
Look at the pigeon, now it’s in two...
Oh my, its rear end is having a poo
Look at the mess in Aisle 2
Aisle 2 - that’s the place we saw the Ragu
(so much Ragu)

Soooooooo random. Jesus.

I think I want a Magical Trevor doll. He always looks like he could use a hug when his tricks don't go quite as well as he expects.