Let's go meet the pansies!

[kjpepper]

Oh how I love my big dumb blond pansy of a boycat, and how lets anyone smaller than him step all over him.

So as a little experiment, we introduced him to sydneycat's Meara. Who was duly displeased with Valentino's presence and made it quite well apparent that she did not want him there. He, meanwhile (bless him) is all like "what did I do??? Hey!" *shakes head* I don't get it either, hon. You may be enormous, but you're about as scary as navel lint.

I think fishing a well loved book off the shelf to distract me and bedding down with a book is in order now.

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He's a cat. His partner's a dog. They're cops.

[anzovin.livejournal.com]

I think there should be a movie where Valentino teams up with Shayna, my parent's German Shepard. Shayna would wisecrack and go all Dirty Harry on the bad guys while Valentino would be the loveable lug who's essential goodness and decency would make him the heart of the team. It would be a fun buddy movie.

I think Valentino would be motivated by his quixotic search for his lost family of cats. Shayna, on the other hand, would be motivated by her deep hatered of silly hats.

Valentino's signature fighting move would be to KO his opponents with a swift head-butt to the jaw. Shayna's would be to jump on them with both front paws extended while yowling.

They'd protect innocents from such dangerous manaces as The Mailman and The Sock With A Hole In It. But worst of all, they'd have to face Valentino's shadowy arch-nemisis, The Kitchen Chair.

Re: He's a cat. His partner's a dog. They're cops.

[kjpepper.livejournal.com]

you, my dear, have been upgraded from plaguemonkey to crackmonkey.