JM23. It's like ID4...
Jul. 3rd, 2005 10:31 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kjpepper...except without the geograpically incorrect shot of the Empire State Building blowing up.
Well. Today I found a long lost issue of the junk mail (misfiled under memories) so everything past 17's been renumbered. But in celebration of rejoining the true JM17 with it's departed, grease covered brethren, I dredged up some of the following.
Healthy Spermatazoa - You really have to love ow tey attempt to give these things a sred of credibility by referring to sperm by its full Latin (and utterly ridiculous) full name.
Remove Bad Marks From Your Credit Report - Sleep with your credit counselor.
Spruce your goose - I know it's actually a duck, but all this subject line did was insert images of penises saying "AFLAC." Stupid vivid imagination.
Delight in dieting: seen on NBC CBS and 60 minutes - Another apolitical example of the nations propaganda machine at work.
cancel my abbreviation - Reason for cancellation: Considering what this is probably about, the last ting junk mail people want you to do is think short... maybe that's the reason for using "spermatazoa."
jt-Disaster for Angela pink cunt. certain - Monday on the Young and the Horny.
Fwd:YOURWIFEWANTTHISLoretta
Fwd:YOURWIFEWANTTHISClaudia
Here we see the down side of accepting same sex marriage.
FW:DONOTLOSELOVERSVicente
FW:DONOTLOSELOVERSEileen
FW:DONOTLOSELOVERSMicheal
FW:DONOTLOSELOVERSGeorgia
FW:DONOTLOSELOVERSMeagan
FW:DONOTLOSELOVERSIrvin
FW:DONOTLOSELOVERSGlenda
FW:DONOTLOSELOVERSBerta
FW:DONOTLOSELOVERSRita
FW:DONOTLOSELOVERSPhyllis
FW:DONOTLOSELOVERSTommy
(+ about 16 more)
Teh Fuck? Gotta catch 'em all, Viagramon?
Well. Today I found a long lost issue of the junk mail (misfiled under memories) so everything past 17's been renumbered. But in celebration of rejoining the true JM17 with it's departed, grease covered brethren, I dredged up some of the following.
Healthy Spermatazoa - You really have to love ow tey attempt to give these things a sred of credibility by referring to sperm by its full Latin (and utterly ridiculous) full name.
Remove Bad Marks From Your Credit Report - Sleep with your credit counselor.
Spruce your goose - I know it's actually a duck, but all this subject line did was insert images of penises saying "AFLAC." Stupid vivid imagination.
Delight in dieting: seen on NBC CBS and 60 minutes - Another apolitical example of the nations propaganda machine at work.
cancel my abbreviation - Reason for cancellation: Considering what this is probably about, the last ting junk mail people want you to do is think short... maybe that's the reason for using "spermatazoa."
jt-Disaster for Angela pink cunt. certain - Monday on the Young and the Horny.
Repeat Offenders of the Month:
Fwd:YOURWIFEWANTTHISCarolynFwd:YOURWIFEWANTTHISLoretta
Fwd:YOURWIFEWANTTHISClaudia
Here we see the down side of accepting same sex marriage.
FW:DONOTLOSELOVERSVicente
FW:DONOTLOSELOVERSEileen
FW:DONOTLOSELOVERSMicheal
FW:DONOTLOSELOVERSGeorgia
FW:DONOTLOSELOVERSMeagan
FW:DONOTLOSELOVERSIrvin
FW:DONOTLOSELOVERSGlenda
FW:DONOTLOSELOVERSBerta
FW:DONOTLOSELOVERSRita
FW:DONOTLOSELOVERSPhyllis
FW:DONOTLOSELOVERSTommy
(+ about 16 more)
Teh Fuck? Gotta catch 'em all, Viagramon?
And finally, one I opened:
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