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So from depressing Magnetic Fields to this.

I'm a cow, can't you see
That I live in the country
Moooooooooooo... I'm a cow

Hills are high, grass is green
Heaven for a fat Holstein
Moooooooooooo... I'm a cow

Chew my cud, eat my hay
Same old damn thing every day
Farmer Brown ain't what he seems:
He gets off on milking me

I'm a cow, can't you see
That I live in the country
Moooooooooooo... I'm a cow

Get your mind out the gutter
Keep your hands off my udder
Moooooooooooo... I'm a cow

This old man, he's on crack
He's a lactophiliac
Knick knack paddywhack, give a dog a bone
What's his wife say when she gets home?

His old wife, she makes cheese
Colby, Jack, Swiss and Brie
In the red barn she can't see
What he loves to do to me

I'm a cow, can't you see
That I live in the country
Moooooooooooo... I'm a cow

Farmer Brown, he's a creep
How he treats those poor sheep
Moooooooooooo... I'm a cow

Now you know what I go through
I wish that I was born Hindu
I'll pack my bags and trim my hooves
Adios... I think I'll moooooooooooove

--Riddle Me This--


Yeah. You try advising folks about web site layouts with that stuck in your head.

Today's going to be interesting in headspace land.

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