Your mission should you choose to accept it

[kjpepper]

Leave me a haiku. And no, it doesn't have to be about wang.

Comments

Wish I remembered where I found this one:

[kshandra]

Haiku's inventor
Must have had seven fingers
On his middle hand.

[rook.livejournal.com]

Everybody have
Fun tonight- there is no wang
But there is some chung.

[sydneycat.livejournal.com]

I have posted a
haiku for you, my hero!
Bearer of my lunch!

Not my authorship, but still a great laugh

[austingoddess.livejournal.com]

In deep sleep hear sound
Cat vomit hairball somewhere.
Will find in morning.

I need a new toy.
Tail of black dog keeps good time.
Pounce! good dog! good dog!

Blur of motion, then-
Silence, me, a paper bag
What is so funny?

Grace personified
I leap into the window
I meant to do that

My small cardboard box
You cannot see me if I
Can just hide my head.


Dig under fence--why?
Because it's there. Because it's
There. Because it's there.

I sound the alarm!
Garbage man--come to kill us all--
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

[rhipowered.livejournal.com]

I was about to write a limerick instead. Bah.

Yarn whip to the face
And a blow to the knees
KPepper strikes back.

impatience

[nireena.livejournal.com]

waiting for my ride,
hijacked by long-winded boss:
this may take a while.