The wishing game

[kjpepper]

This is kinda twisted, but fun.

Rules

The first commenter will post a wish. The wish can be anything in the world that they can think of, there are no limits to what you can wish for. The following commenter has to take that wish and turn it into a negative then make a wish of their own.

Example

Commenter 1:
I wish the world was made of ice cream

Commenter 2:
The world is made of ice cream, unfortuanately you suddenly become lactose intolerant and have to spend the rest of your life living in a bubble staring at all the delicious ice cream you can't eat.

(insert new wish)

I'll start: I wish life didn't have a tendancy to make everything complicated.

Comments

I'll play

[nepenthedreams]

Ok, life isn't complicated, but it becomes so simple that humans devolve into less intelligent life forms...unable to handle anything more involved than those activities required for survival.

(This wish will be easy)...

I wish there were hours in a day.

Re: I'll play

[athene.livejournal.com]

Ok, there are more hours in the day. However, now instead of working from 9 to 5, everyone must work from 6 to 8.

(i'm assuming that's what you meant)

I wish that my house was clean.

Re: I'll play

[morlock.livejournal.com]

if your house were clean, then you would then become bored and turn to murder to fill your time.

i wish i was thinner.

Re: I'll play

[kjpepper.livejournal.com]

if you were thinner, no one would get scared of you anymore when you went all angry black man up on. :)

I wish I could drive.

Re: I'll play

[masteradept.livejournal.com]

Wish Granted...

But now cars are made from zombies and you have to feed them human brains.

I wish i had telepathy.

Re: I'll play

[athene.livejournal.com]

You have telepathy and things are going great. Then, all of a suden, in the middle of a crowded place, you find you can't shut it off and your eyeballs explode.

I wish my cat, Natasha, would poop inside the litter box, instead of right in front of it.

Re: I'll play

[innostrantsa.livejournal.com]

*POF* Your wish, it is made manifest. Natasha has begun pooping in her litter box! Unfortunately, the content of her poo reacts badly with your brand of litter, creating an unholy stench that drives you, screaming, from your home... which then bursts into flame, as the chemical components in the feline raunch react with your ill-finished dry cleaning.

I wish I had the money to go on vacation to Finland this summer.

Re: I'll play

[birkwelch.livejournal.com]

A freakish genetic disease is found to run in your family, resulting in the virtual extermination of your bloodline. You inherit several million dollars from relatives you didn't even know you had... but the clock is ticking before the disease strikes you as well.

I wish this wish was not granted.