The wishing game

[kjpepper]

This is kinda twisted, but fun.

Rules

The first commenter will post a wish. The wish can be anything in the world that they can think of, there are no limits to what you can wish for. The following commenter has to take that wish and turn it into a negative then make a wish of their own.

Example

Commenter 1:
I wish the world was made of ice cream

Commenter 2:
The world is made of ice cream, unfortuanately you suddenly become lactose intolerant and have to spend the rest of your life living in a bubble staring at all the delicious ice cream you can't eat.

(insert new wish)

I'll start: I wish life didn't have a tendancy to make everything complicated.

Comments

Re: I'll play

[innostrantsa.livejournal.com]

*POF* Your wish, it is made manifest. Natasha has begun pooping in her litter box! Unfortunately, the content of her poo reacts badly with your brand of litter, creating an unholy stench that drives you, screaming, from your home... which then bursts into flame, as the chemical components in the feline raunch react with your ill-finished dry cleaning.

I wish I had the money to go on vacation to Finland this summer.

Re: I'll play

[birkwelch.livejournal.com]

A freakish genetic disease is found to run in your family, resulting in the virtual extermination of your bloodline. You inherit several million dollars from relatives you didn't even know you had... but the clock is ticking before the disease strikes you as well.

I wish this wish was not granted.