kjpepper | Oh boy, a questionnaire meme!

1. What bill do you hate paying the most?

anything that goes to anything marked "debt. With INTEREST. Bugger."

2. What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?

A picnic, outdoors, under a full moon. (lack of mosquitoes manditory.)

3. Last time you puked from drinking?

Never. I have Iron Stomach and a really low tolerence to alcohol. So I never drink enough to warrent puking.

4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?

The drunk part is optional right?

Seriously, I think the silliest thing I've done while drunk was yell "VAGINA" in the parking lot of the Hanger.

5. Name of your first grade teacher?

I had two. Gwen and Grace. We didn't know their last names.

6. What do you really want to be doing right now?

Go home. Play Legos. Watch Lost. Sleep for a million years.

7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?

A teacher, a school psychologist, a ballerina, Supreme Dictator of Planet Earth...

8. How many colleges did you attend?

Smith, with occasional classes at UMass and Marcus Garvey College (CUNY)

9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?

It was clean. Which it isn't now because I spilled coffee on it.

10. GAS PRICES! First thought?

Well, that's why I can't get to NYC and back on $35 anymore.

11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you...

I'd have someone scale up the model of the lego house I'm doing and build it somewhere for me and the Amoeba.

12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?

*sideshow bob groan*

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?

OMG so much work to do tomorrow OMG

14. Favorite style of underwear?

high cut cotton briefs, from either Jockey or Victoria's Secret.

15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite/same sex?

Commando.

16. What errand/chore do you despise?

folding and putting away the laundry.

17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?

depends. I might have to smack the pretentiousness out of some muffkas after a while.

18. Get up early or sleep in?

Sleep in.

19. What is your favorite cartoon character?

... too many to choose from...

20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?

take a walk in the middle of the night.

21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?

My two deadly fears are mold and dentists.

(22 and 23 missing)

24. Your favorite lunch meat?

turkey.

25. What do you get every time you go into Cosco?

I don't shop at warehouses. and every time I do I'm reminded of when my mom first discovered BJs and bought me enough sanitary napkins to keep a battalion of women outfitted for years. As it was I was in those damn things from seventh grade to college because I hate using those things.

26. Beach or lake?

either.

27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?

LOL not quite. But it should be more of a personal thing. The state need not get all up ons.

28. Who do you stalk on MySpace?

My nephew. :)

29. Favorite guilty pleasure?

Trashy celeb magazines.

30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?

I don't know, but it's probably a romantic comedy, since I vociferously and loudly shun them.

31. What's your drink?

Baileys in a milkshake. Vanilla vodka. Goddamn, why don't I have a blender?

32. Cowboys or Indians?

Oh totally Indians. Especially at the end of the Addams Family Values.

33. Cops or Robbers?

Robbers, duh! You get better theme music.

34. Do you cheer for the bad guy?

If the heroes are irritating.

35. What Hollywood star do you think resembles you best?

Prolly Keisha Knight Pulliam if she didn't grow up to be the Bappiest Bap that ever was a Bap.

36. If you had to pick one, which cast member of "Lost" would you be?

Ooooh, tough one. Somewhere between Kate (without the dumbassery) and Claire (for the sweetness) rolled up and stuffed into Ana Lucia's body.

37. What do you want when you are sick?

chicken soup, applesauce, toast, and Sprite.

38. Who from high school would you like to run into?

W. Just so I know he's still alive and ok. I still worry.

39. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?

No car. Don't listen to the radio much anymore.

42. Norm or Cliff?

Gifuh?

43. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?

Simpsons - by a whisker. Only cause the cosby show could get preachy sometimes.

44. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?

The december incident.

45. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?

Well, if you discount a few walls... yeah, I like R.

46. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?

I haven't acquired any fresh targets since high school and the statute of limitations on them has run out.

47. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?

Kevin Smith. But only if he brings along Jason Mewes and presents him to me as my personal sex toy.

48. What famous person would you like to sleep with?

see above.

49. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?

no.

50. Last book you read for real?

Same as carolatina, just finished The Golden Compass by Philip Pullman.

51. Do you have a teddy bear?

That would be max.

52. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?

Port Authority?

53. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?

hopefully not somewhere they're having an earthquake.

54. Number of texts in a day?

none - holy crap!

55. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?

Career.

56. Do you go to church?

Nope.

57. Pencil or pen?

pen. Pencil smudges when you're left handed.

58. bueller??? bueller??? bueller?

Cameron!

59. How many jobs have you had?

Real jobs? 6.

60. What do you want to achieve in life?

Finishing some of my neverending project list would be nice. :)Oh