Today's moment of stress induced zen brought to you by Phish

[kjpepper]

I'd like to cut your head off so I could weigh it
What do ya say?
Five pounds, six, pounds, seven pounds

I'd like to go to your house
and gather all your razors
and pick off all the prickly hairs so I can weigh them
What do ya say?
Five pounds, six pounds, seven pounds

I'd like to gather all your friends
and squish them all into a small
swimming pool so I can weigh them
What do ya say?
Five pounds, six pounds, seven pounds

Why weigh on a sunny day?
So much to do so why, why weigh?
On a sunny day, why wei-igh-hey?
Why weigh, why weigh?

I'd like to hear my options so I can weigh them
What do ya say?
Five pounds, six pounds, seven pounds

Why weigh on a sunny day?
So much to do, so why, why weigh?
On a sunny day, why wei-gh-hey?
Why weigh, why weigh?

...yeah, that about sums up everything in one seriously random little package.