And besides, some would consider that sacrilege

[kjpepper]

"It's disgusting. It makes Jesus cry. Not baby Jesus. Full grown Jesus. It makes him cry like a little girl that just found out there is no more ice cream. And I don't like making grown men cry. It's not very nice."

--morlock, on making cookies with Splenda

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I believe that the correct term to use here is "Shenanigans".

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Though I should probably 'cry' it, shouldn't I?

Anyway, full-grown Jesus would just shrug and use his super-freaky Jeebus powers and turn the Splenda into sugar. Once you do water into wine, that shit's just easy. Perhaps even 'hella easy'. If fashion dictates allow one to still use such a turn of phrase.