kjpepper | oh hai, it's mah dik in a boxx

So. EPEEN did actually make it out of the box last night, as

sundart was good enough to help me haul the last biggest box to the Bolthole. So not only are my legs shot to hell from belly dance class, my arms are ready to fall off. It did help that there were Dick in a Box jokes happening on the way, I think. But OW. EPEEN heavy.

And GORGEOUS. She's all silver and black and has more air intake and exhaust than a hi-rise HVAC. She's also fast. I am boggled by the fastness. She's also apparently a she, despite the moniker. Great. Out of the box and already a glittery transfagflog-goddess. I need to find her a feather boa.

She's also currently deaf and mute. I have to call Dell later and yell at someone at great length about how dare they ship a computer without checking if the sound card is properly installed. Grr. Let's not mentioned what happened when I was all like, ok, no problem, I'll just install the drivers. Yeah, uh huh. I swear I heard the faint psychic cackling and a "Ha ha n00b" in there. There has got to be some sort of record for the amount of time between out of the box and blue screen of death, and I think I broke it. *sigh*

Well, anyway. Tonights projects. 1) obtain wireless stick. 2) get my files off of anzovin's computer and put them on Maxtor the burninator 3) call Dell and burn a few ears. 4) steal underpants 5) install WoW, Firefox, Trillian, Puzzle Pirates, MLCAD, Filezilla, iTunes and everything else needed for daily life (but not Google Desktop, since that came pre-installed... O_o they really are taking over the world!) 6) Profit.