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[kjpepper]

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Not as easy as you might think.

1. Where is your cell phone? - Pocket
2. Describe your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/lover? - Multiple
3. Your hair? - locking
4. Your mother? - dead
5. Your father? - complicated
6. Your favorite item? - epeen
7. Your dream last night? - cracked
8. Your favorite drink? - cola
9. Your dream car? - affordable
10. The room you are in? - messy
11. Your ex? - which?
12. Your fear? - mold
13. What do you want to be in 10 years? - content
14. Who did you hang out with last night? - forget
15. What you're not? - pale
19. The last thing you did? - walk
20. What are you wearing? - hoodie
21. Your favorite book? - multitudinous.
22. The last thing you ate? - weiner.
24. Your mood? - shitty
25. Your friends? - yay.
26. What are you thinking about right now? - wtf. *
27. Your car? - nonexistant.
28. What are you doing at the moment? - memeing
29. Your summer? - sticky
30. Your relationship status? - complicated.
31. What is on your tv? - tv?
32. When is the last time you laughed? - today
33. Last time you cried? - monday
34. School? - eeeugggheeeehh

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* This one actually warrents an explanation because it's amusing. My next door neighbor occasionally bursts into whistling audible through the walls. The kind of high pure warbling sort that you'd hear on the soundtracks to 1940s era musicals. This would be annoying, except he's actually really good at it. At the time of "wtf" he was doing a rather virtuosic jazz rendition of Old MacDonald.

Both houses were kinda meh today. We keep looking. :P

Comments

[chirping-monkey.livejournal.com]

If the amoeba needs someone to scan through house porn for things that might work, I'm totally qualified to do so! I was a leasing consultant, once! Also, my vast knowledge of bus schedules and routes makes me more useful than some people who actually get paid for this sort of thing.
Sorry, I just like to be useful however I can.

[kjpepper.livejournal.com]

oooh! *points you to sundart and morlock * they've been doing the majority of the house wrangling so you should definitely talk to them about pimping properties.

[sundart.livejournal.com]

Awesome, thanks! Am sending you an email with details. :)

[drklord1922.livejournal.com]

Srry bout the crappy houses prospects today. May the housing gods smile upon you.

[austingoddess.livejournal.com]

Ya know, I started to put 'ex-parrot' for the father question, then finally decided others might feel it too flippant. I shoulda stuck with it.

[extrajoker.livejournal.com]

14. Who did you hang out with last night? - forget
22. The last thing you ate? - weiner.


Gods, I hope these two aren't related....

[kjpepper.livejournal.com]

LOL