I just have one little question...

why why why why WHY WHY WHY does everything I touch turn to shit and crumble away before my eyes???

Probably two of the most fucked up pieces of Flash since the Viking Kittens

Amazing. I was just having the most indescribably moment of fuckery (do NOT ask me about my afternoon, I do NOT want to talk about it), and these two things out of nowhere made me laugh and snapped me right out of it. Yay people who have nothing better to do but make little flash movies for our education and amusement, and thank you beatgoddess for posting them...

Educationally funny - Enter the Meatrix

Fucked up and funny - Wheeeeeeeeeeee!