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morlock finally finds out this morning what his birthday present is after putting up with me teasing him about it since last week.

morlock: Why are you dressed up?
kjpepper: For tonight.
M: Where are we going?
KJ: [mysteriously] Chicopee.
M: OMG we're gonna get shot.
KJ: [peeved] We're not going to get shot.
M: You're going to get me shot for my birthday.
KJ: No I'm not.
M: [suspiciously] You're not taking me to Anthony's, are you?
KJ: If I were taking you to a strip club, I'd tell you.
M: [relieved] Ok.
KJ: I wouldn't just spring that on you!
M: Thank you.
KJ: Besides, Anthony's is in South Hadley. We're going to Chicopee.
M: It's right on the line. It's still on Memorial Drive.
KJ: Oh. Well, we're going to Memorial Drive...
M: Are we going to the HuKeLau?
KJ: Yep.
M: [suspiciously] Who's playing?
KJ: Someone who's going to give you stiffy material for weeks.
[pause]
M: [incredulously] Caroline Rhea is NOT playing the HuKeLau!
KJ: [with big "I win everything" grin] Yes she is.
M: [tacklehugs KJ]

birthday + keeping track of your partner's favorite stand-up comedians = I think I just got the best girlfriend evar award this morning.

Now please don't let the show suck.

Even when they can't stand stupid sing-along songs

The Academy of Music in Northampton is putting on two sing-along movies on the 29th for some fundraiser or another. The 3pm movie is Annie, the 8pm is Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

Well. I will be definitely going to Hedwig and i expect to see every fabulous fagtastic person I know there *cough* beat *cough* And cause I'm a dork, I'm probably going to Annie too. Who else is with me in the dorkliciousness?


And because I love you all and want you to laugh yourselves silly:

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3283

Some of the funniest photochopping here since that Ron Jeremy look alike posted 'chopped romance novel covers.

My personal favorites:
Halo Kitty - this will be iconed.
True Crime: Streets of Warcraft
Grand Theft 'Hulud: Arrakis - this will be iconed.
Rome: Total Wario
GTA Mushroom Kingdom - this WILL be iconed.
LoZ: the Moonwalker
Zombies ate my Neopets
World of Law & Order - this HAS been iconed.