JM24 - This is Halloween... Junk Mail!
Oct. 23rd, 2005 04:31 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kjpepperThis is where iBuyCheapDrugs!!! - really? I buy mine on 9th and Avenue A.
fw: please read for school - that'll be the day. Will this junk mail be on the final?
Babe hardcored - that sounds like material for Saw III: "you must get the combination from a partially digested piece of paper in this rat's stomach which you must open with your teeth, otherwise you will be hardcored and made into babesauce."
Black power orgyes - giving a whole new meaning to "UNGAWA BLACK POWA."
Studs dance the vanilla & chocolate cha-cha - This better be talking about a Godiva and Chippendales sponsored charity benefit.
FW:RE:ThunderWonder Enla:rger - Why does this sound like something they sell at a science and nature store?
High heels and cocks - Either it's a night at Lucky Chang's, or it's a very weirdly shaped condom.
Hunk unzips his pants to give it to his ma - ok, I checked this - it's supposed to read "mate" but this way is just far more disturbing.
And speaking of Hotmail cutting off subjects in unfortunate places, here are some of the gems from my two Freecycle memberships:
<shameless plug>Past Junk Mail can be found on my web site</shameless plug>
fw: please read for school - that'll be the day. Will this junk mail be on the final?
Babe hardcored - that sounds like material for Saw III: "you must get the combination from a partially digested piece of paper in this rat's stomach which you must open with your teeth, otherwise you will be hardcored and made into babesauce."
Black power orgyes - giving a whole new meaning to "UNGAWA BLACK POWA."
Studs dance the vanilla & chocolate cha-cha - This better be talking about a Godiva and Chippendales sponsored charity benefit.
FW:RE:ThunderWonder Enla:rger - Why does this sound like something they sell at a science and nature store?
High heels and cocks - Either it's a night at Lucky Chang's, or it's a very weirdly shaped condom.
Hunk unzips his pants to give it to his ma - ok, I checked this - it's supposed to read "mate" but this way is just far more disturbing.
And speaking of Hotmail cutting off subjects in unfortunate places, here are some of the gems from my two Freecycle memberships:
[Freecycle Noho] WANTED: "white noise" ...
[FreecycleAmherst] WANTED: Chest freezer...
[Freecycle Noho] OFFER - Framed Van Gogh...
[Freecycle Noho] WANTED: kids-sized wood...
[Freecycle Noho] Offering: several women...
[Freecycle Noho] wanted, primer and pain...
[Freecycle Noho] PROMISED: Bag of knee...
[Freecycle Noho] WANTED: Girls 14/16...
[FreecycleAmherst] WANTED:hampster cage...
[FreecycleAmherst] Taken:life of a slave...
[Freecycle Noho] offered: "executive sty...
[Freecycle Noho] Taken-Bag of boys...
[Freecycle Noho] Offered-Boys/young teens...
[Freecycle Noho] TAKEN: Vibrating Infant...
[FreecycleAmherst] WANTED to Borrow a Wal...
<shameless plug>Past Junk Mail can be found on my web site</shameless plug>
