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[kjpepper]

i swear, every winter I swear I'm going to buy a floor sander. Why you might ask? To get the dead dry skin off my feet.

of course saying that conjures upall sorts of horrible sketch comedy potential about various tools and substances you can use for health and beauty care that you can find at Home Depot. Stranger things have happened - hell, Vaseline was discovered when oil riggers started spearing the petroleum by product on their burns... And think about what other things WD40 can loosen up!

Okay, you know what? on that note, it is officially my bedtime.

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[carolatina.livejournal.com]

Try this. The infomercial is awesome. I need one myself.

[kjpepper.livejournal.com]

that commercial just makes me wonder if the inventor got the idea by using a cheese grater on their feet...

[carolatina.livejournal.com]

That's really icky when you think about it. Also, my sister and I were really grossed out by the part when they open up the container and dump all the nasty pieces of skin right into a trash can...that has no bag/liner. Ew ew ew.