Snark of the morning

http://www.manties.net/ (Work safe)

"They are made of nylon and built for a man, while not only providing the room where he needs it, but also offering him some underwear with a little style and flair instead of just plain old boring white cotton."

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K, I don't care what gender you identify as, nobody needs these granny bloomers. Even if it would give me years of giggle material imagining everyone I know with wang proudly sporting some of these. 'Specially the ones with the ruffles across the tushie.

JM23. It's like ID4...

...except without the geograpically incorrect shot of the Empire State Building blowing up.

Well. Today I found a long lost issue of the junk mail (misfiled under memories) so everything past 17's been renumbered. But in celebration of rejoining the true JM17 with it's departed, grease covered brethren, I dredged up some of the following.

Healthy Spermatazoa - You really have to love ow tey attempt to give these things a sred of credibility by referring to sperm by its full Latin (and utterly ridiculous) full name.

Remove Bad Marks From Your Credit Report - Sleep with your credit counselor.

Spruce your goose - I know it's actually a duck, but all this subject line did was insert images of penises saying "AFLAC." Stupid vivid imagination.

Delight in dieting: seen on NBC CBS and 60 minutes - Another apolitical example of the nations propaganda machine at work.

cancel my abbreviation - Reason for cancellation: Considering what this is probably about, the last ting junk mail people want you to do is think short... maybe that's the reason for using "spermatazoa."

jt-Disaster for Angela pink cunt. certain - Monday on the Young and the Horny.

Repeat Offenders of the Month:

Fwd:YOURWIFEWANTTHISCarolyn
Fwd:YOURWIFEWANTTHISLoretta
Fwd:YOURWIFEWANTTHISClaudia

Here we see the down side of accepting same sex marriage.

FW:DONOTLOSELOVERSVicente
FW:DONOTLOSELOVERSEileen
FW:DONOTLOSELOVERSMicheal
FW:DONOTLOSELOVERSGeorgia
FW:DONOTLOSELOVERSMeagan
FW:DONOTLOSELOVERSIrvin
FW:DONOTLOSELOVERSGlenda
FW:DONOTLOSELOVERSBerta
FW:DONOTLOSELOVERSRita
FW:DONOTLOSELOVERSPhyllis
FW:DONOTLOSELOVERSTommy
(+ about 16 more)

Teh Fuck? Gotta catch 'em all, Viagramon?

And finally, one I opened:

Note: Strongly think basketball when reading this.

Subject: Has your cum ever dribbled and you wish it had shot out?

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Thank the goddess (aka GIP)

I've uploaded more of my old icons. My friends how I've MISSED you.

...does that make me a dork? I think so.

Also made a new default one. It's a little hard doing photoshoppy stuff on a laptop with a serious glare factor, so y'all's'll have to tell me if it's too dark.

Not much doing today, hung up more pictures (my room is starting to look like my room. Now for some furniture, which thanks to Freecycle I may have a leg up on) and with the help of sundart, unpacked some decor I hadn't seen since two houses ago whilst searching for darkling_dreams' old character cards from our game. Curse this lack of money, or bless it... else I'd spend it all on variously sized frames. :) My Amy hill collection rather desperately needs to go under glass, as do a few things unearthed by the paper sorting.

Other than that, I've been hanging out in a dress. I was invited to a get together at Bosslady's but I'm way too friggin lazy so I'm hanging out in sydmor's living room, gleefully botching my junk mail database update on my web site and watching the urban legends marathon on TLC. 'cept it just occurred to me that I have one large frame downstairs and one thing that could possibly fit into it. Gotta go test this theory now. Oh, crap, and do laundry.

Mood update: still wonky. Mostly ick with a chance of rage. More at 11.