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2008 is going out like a cantankerous old miser who stipulates in his will that he wants his vast fortune liquidated to cash, shredded, and buried with him just so no one else can get at it after he dies.

... yeah, that's one grave I'll be gleefully dancing on while training a troupe of skunks to lift their tails at the headstone. And I don't want none of his fortune. So there. Nyeh.


All right, to be fair, it wasn't all bad. I can actually think of several very good things that happened this year if I take a moment to scrape aside the faildant to reveal the delicious cake beneath. I mean, out of a whole year there have to be a few good things in it right? Kinda like Robin Williams impression of how the scots invented golf - you have to put a little flag in the gopher hole to give you bloody hope. (This routine is also the source of the ever hilarious exclamation of "Fuck croquet!")

Anyway. It's snowing bitchcakes and rum out there. And even though the weather pretty much axed my party, I'm looking at it and a possible six-10 inch accumulation as a hopeful sign.

Ice sculpture

Outside Spoleto.

YES.

ETA: O_O WTH, I just got the following spam on AIM:

(5:05:05 PM) brit4anonsex: Sorry to creep you out but the last time 
I took a shower at your house, I smelled the wash cloth and masturbated 
in your shower   IT HAS A LASER ETCHING RECEPTACLE KICKERSTEREOS 
@! SUN MUSIC;d9

...ew.

On if you wanna

Apparently people are all like fuck you we're coming over anyway.

So you know, if you wanna, come on over. :)

!!!

So why did I not know the Invader Zim DVD had Irkan subtitles??

There is cake and people and rock band. Not quite enough booze, plenty of coffee , Zim and missing a couple of people who aren't in the immediate vicinity but who i'm sure are having good new years. I think 2009 is off to a good start indeed.

Tweets for Today

Andee...

• 08:28 is counting down feverishly in her head. 15h 32m...
• 10:55 is wondering what the hell is making that weird creaking sound next door. Sounds like a seriously depressed wookie.
• 11:50 : there is something deeply satisfying about being able to put every bus/train schedule you will ever need on your iPod...
• 17:14 can smell cake baking! Huzzah!
• 18:02 is bemused, since people seem to be coming over tonight anyway. If you wanna, we'd love to see ya. There's cake.
• 18:20 can see fireworks from her window!!!
• 21:22 is going to steal "wonderturd" from Jon and use it. ALL THE TIME.
• 22:38 Is watching invader zim.

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